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- Current Location:Smoking weed in the Shire.
- Current Mood: blah
WARNING: The following rant is for my own personal use only. It contains political incorrectness (as a Take That to the SJWs) and edgy and mature humour and other controversial content that would make an anrgy SJW foam at the mouth. It was written when I was feeling rather angry and when I'm angry I'm not the polite, friendly guy I normally am. Once I cool off, I'll go back to my normal self.
If you're an SJW who stumbled upon this by mistake, you've seen the trigger warnings, you know what you're in for. If you don't like what I'm saying, the back button is right there, and the close this window button is just across from it.
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By the way, read before you comment. Understand what I'm talking about. It's pandering I'm against. And if any SJWs come here and cry oppreshun 'cause the're butthhurt that I haven't drank the Tumblr kool-aid and thus don't buy their bullshit, I will whip out the ban-hammer faster than they can say 'check your privilege.'
- Current Mood: disappointed
- Current Music:Ain't No Rest for the Triggered
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And that's my list of turn ons and turn offs.
Did I trigger you for daring to have preferances? If I did, too fucking bad. I don't apologise when I've done nothing wrong. I think my list was pretty damn reasonable, everyone has things that turn them on/off, SJWs who think that a guy having preferences or a type is a form of "muh soggy knee" or some sort of "oppreshun" but a girl can have them can go fuck themselves.
- Current Location:In Gielinor with my waifu Ariane
- Current Mood: working
- Current Music:Asking Alexandria--Let It Sleep
So before I review this trailer, I have to confess something. I’ve never seen any Star Wars movie, I’ve never watched the Clone Wars cartoon, or played Star Wars: The Old Republic, or read any of the expanded universe books, so I’m basically stumbling into this franchise blind.
Or am I? Because Star Wars is so well-known, you don’t have to have seen the movies to know stuff like Darth Vader is Luke’s father, Luke and Leia are siblings, and that Jar-Jar sucks.
Still, the trailer was pretty epic, and I’m really psyched for the movie. It’ll be great, but will it be the movie of 2015? Will it be even bigger than Jurassic World?( Well...Collapse )
- Current Location:In a Galaxy Far Far Away
- Current Mood: excited
- Current Music:Imperial March
And by "sexy," I don't mean that this scene contains hardcore literary porn. I just mean that it's like an NC-17 or an R rated movie, not hardcore porn but much more explicit than your average PG-13 movie; in other words, it's got lime rather than lemon. But it is my first time writing lime and if I fucked up, I didn't want to wait until reading the comments after I posted it on DA to find out that I missed my mark and it ended up being hilariously bad/cheesy/stupid/creepy/cringey rather than sexy, so I decided to post the opening snippet here to you, my test audience (and eventual actual audience when the fic comes out I guess).
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How was that? Does it make you uncomfortable, or are you like "meh, this is nothing" or are you faceplaming at how much I failed?
Whatever it is, leave your comments down below. As usual, feedback is highly appreciated.
- Current Location:Ashdale
- Current Mood: artistic
- Current Music:Nirvana--Something In The Way