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Banned From Das Sporking

Yeah, you read that correctly, I'm banned from das_sporking

This journal should've been done sooner. Like really sooner. Like back in October of 2014. But every time I try to write about it, all the anger, frusteration, resentment (amongst other negative feelings) take over, making me too sad to write, an experience not unlike PTSD.

How did this happen, you wonder. I should explain.

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Your OC SUCKS! #1: Koemi Uchimaki

Welcome to Your OC Sucks, a brand new segment here on my LJ, where I rip apart shitty OCs (basically fan characters made for roleplay or written stories) I’ve encountered on DeviantART, Tumblr, Fanfiction.net or some other place. They can be from any fandom I’m involved with. Today’s OC on the cutting table is this chick…

Naruto and Sasuke's daughter ladies and gentlemen.
(credit goes to Coringo-Shade for the character and Bases-Xs for the base)
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50 Shades of Grey Film Review

It’s only the middle of March; 2015 is still young, there’s going to be more movies released this year. Some of them will just be good, others will be incredibly awesome and/or highly anticipated (Avengers: Age of Ulton, anyone?), and some will be god-awful. It’s not fair for me as a critic to say that Fifty Shades of Grey is the absolute, worst film of 2015…but holy shit, am I tempted to say that.

Yes, that’s right. Yours truly has spent about $15 on a movie ticket to suffer through this two hour TwiFail smutfic so you don't have to. Be grateful.

Anyways, this movie managed to be even worse than the fucking Twilight movies, which is a pretty unbelievable accomplishment, considering how horrible they were. At least Twilight had some unintentionally funny moments (sparkling vampires, Edweird trying to commit suicide by sparkling, sparklepires playing baseball etc.), 50 Shades of Epic Fails doesn’t even manage that. All the unintentionally funny moments from the book (like the "inner goddess") were not included.

Without further ado, let’s dive into this pile of cinematic excrement, shall we?

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The GIF Challenge

I was tagged by charlie2cute.

Rule 1: Always post the rules.
Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked with gifs, and write 11 new ones or don’t, whatever. ~
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post.
Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them. (Does the tagging counts as telling? xd They'll see if they are tagged.

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